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  • Archive for May, 2009

    THIS IS HOW I LOST ALL MY FAT!


    2009 - 05.22

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    I BEAT THE BREATHALYZER!!!*


    2009 - 05.22

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    So last night at around 2 AM-ish, I’m driving to Greenhouse studios for a late night JAM sesh (after Chai) when I get pulled over for….? I had Farshad, his sis, her friend, and my super sexy GF in the car as well. The cop walks up and asks “how much have you had to drink tonight?”

    Of course, being the extremely responsible individual I am (lol) I answer “nothing, officer”.

    “STEP OUT OF THE CAR” He Retorts….

    Have you EVER BEEN BREATHALYZED??

    I guess it’s kinda fun, as long as you haven’t actually had anything to drink….BLOW ME.

    -09AlcoHawk_Precision_BreathalyzerEL9-detailGotta admit, I was a bit nervous, but anywayz – I was obviously let off.

    Can i just state for a second here that the cop I was dealing with was a total asshole? I was SO POLITE (my mom taught me well) but he was very condescending as well as just plain rude. I acknowledge that he must deal with drunk assholes on a day to day basis, however there is something to be said for judgment of character when it comes to specific situations. P.S. – He CRACKED my ID in half before giving it back to me (4 realz).

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    I’ve heard from others that the Vancouver Police are dick faces…..

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    At least I didn’t have to resort to this.

    981breathalyzer-ZF

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    ISN'T IT DRAMATIC?


    2009 - 05.22

    This could be one of the most unintentionally hilarious things ever created. I heard she went crazy too…..

    It’s worth watching this parody as well. Really. Before it get’s taken down again for copyright claim.

    WELCOME! TO MY HOME.

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    CLEANING THE BATHROOM SUCKS.


    2009 - 05.22

    But has to be done…..woman_cleaning_bathroomNow, on to the rest of the apartment!

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    OH YES….IT WILL BE MINE.


    2009 - 05.21

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    Peeped this on Kanye’s Blog….it’s beautiful.

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    WE JUST GOT ONE: YAYA.


    2009 - 05.21

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    TILL THE MORNIN LIGHT!


    2009 - 05.21

    Everyone knows that the best thing to do as a musician when you’re not practicing, writing, or recording is JAMMIN’!!

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    There is nothing like throwing down some FLYY ideas with other capable and inspirational musicians. In our case, we have been kickin’ it with Miss Sherry St. German from The Greenhouse studios – THIS GIRL IS A BEAST!!!! (that’s a good thing) -  as well as the exceptional Dr. Marlow Holder on the bass…

    It’s a like a magical synergy. We’re talking about 2 back to back ALL NIGHTERS! 8 HOUR JAMS – Sunset till Sunrise -  Lil’ Phatty Moog, Yamaha Motif, Electric Drums, FLYY percussion, INCREDIBLE vocals synergy.

    A fusion of new ideas rebounding off each individual for a cataclysm of sound and vibe!

    cuz,

    I’m telling you….spending too much time in the studio can cause a person to go crazy!

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    ALSO – CHAI is TOMORROW!!

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    It’s the ultimate JAM EXTRAVAGANZA. A diverse array of musicians and sounds collide ! P.S. That’s Farshad on the drum and his dope sister Arezou dancin’.

    If you live in Vancouver near Broadway and Kits, I invite you to partake in this event.

    -*IT CAN FEEL SO SURREAL*- 08

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    HEAD: PAPER: NOW!


    2009 - 05.20

    Mike Myers was one of my faves in terms of comedy!

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    DID YOU KNOW HE’S CANADIAN? (LIKE US)

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    This scene is so funny, it almost makes me forget about THE GURU :(

    But my ULTIMATE FAVE movie with Mr. Myers would have to be Wayne’s World. It’s a comedy classic! I think I’ve seen the movie 748239 times, and I can recite many of my favorite scenes, including this one.

    What am I gunna do with a gunrack?

    -ZF

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